Joke Topic - 'Forgive' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forgive'.

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.

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What did the little calf say to the silo?
'Is my fodder in there?

Why did everyone find the baker's jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the shortcuts.

Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

How do you know if an elephant has been in the fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.