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Joke Topic - 'Forgetful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgetful'.

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I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not


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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Chickens

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

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