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Joke Topic - 'Forgetful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgetful'.

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I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not


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Egyptian

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Spaceman

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?

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