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Joke Topic - 'Forgetful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgetful'.

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I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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Christmas

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Birthdays

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

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