Joke Topic - 'Forgetful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgetful'.

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.

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