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Joke Topic - 'Forgetful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forgetful'.

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I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not


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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Witches

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

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