Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dog
Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
Sausages
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
Sharpest
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Watch
Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
Husbands
Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
Pigs
My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
Perfect
You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
Insomniac
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Caught
Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.