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Joke Topic - 'Forget'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Forget'.

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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.


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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.

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