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Joke Topic - 'Forests' - 1 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Forests'.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

Clothes

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.

Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!

Christmas

Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.

Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying

Breath

Halitosis is better than no breath at all

Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.

Blondes

What is the difference between a beautiful blonde and a grocery store shopping cart?
The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Dizzy

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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