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Joke Topic - 'Football Players'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Football Players'.

How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.

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