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Joke Topic - 'Football Players'


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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Seasick

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Horses

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
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Dogs

What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.

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