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Joke Topic - 'Football Players'


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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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Politicians

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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