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Joke Topic - 'Football' - Page 2 - With 6 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Football'.
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Because it only has one boot.
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because it's full of fans.
Because it's full of fans.
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
He wanted his quarter back.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mice
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Governments
The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
Waiters
Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
Camels
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
Humphrey.
Leave
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Donkeys
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Work
Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Tires
If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
Hijackers.
False Teeth
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.