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Joke Topic - 'Fools'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fools'.

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"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.


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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Vampires

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
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Scottish

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

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