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Joke Topic - 'Fly'

Here are 15 jokes on the topic - 'Fly'.


"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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