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Joke Topic - 'Flu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Flu'.

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Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.


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What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
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Front Door

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.
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All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Ponies

Why did the pony need some cough medicine?
He was a little hoarse.
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Soar

It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

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