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Joke Topic - 'Flu' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Flu'.

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Lightbulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job.'

Cats

What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.

Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Ships

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Parents

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Parties

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving your car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a carpool.

Fishing

'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
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