Lightbulbs
How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job.'
Cats
What does a cat like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Amnesia
Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
Ships
What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
Parents
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Parties
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
Dentists
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving your car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a carpool.
Fishing
'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'