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Joke Topic - 'Flu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Flu'.

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Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.


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Lawyers

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
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Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Frog

What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

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