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Joke Topic - 'Flu'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Flu'.


Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.

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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.


What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?


What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B


Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.

A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.


What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

Ski Lift

His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.


How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.


Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

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