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Joke Topic - 'Flu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Flu'.

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Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.


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Light Bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Ski Lift

His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
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Even

How do you make seven even?
You remove the 's'.
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Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.

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