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Joke Topic - 'Flu'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Flu'.

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Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.


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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Infectious Disease

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

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