Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Soccer
How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
Detectives
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisible.
Yes, I can see you're not all there.
Schools
Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
Pandas
What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like an apple.
Don't worry, we'll soon get to the core of this!
Zebras
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.