Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - F / Joke Topic - Flowers - 1

Joke Topic - 'Flowers'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Flowers'.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!


Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.


Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!


Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.


There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.

A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.


Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.


What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

This is page 1 of 1