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Joke Topic - 'Flowers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Flowers'.

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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.


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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Boyfriends

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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A Keyhole

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

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