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Joke Topic - 'Flowers'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Flowers'.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!


Do not adjust your mind
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.

Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

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