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Joke Topic - 'Flowers' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Flowers'.

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
What is grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

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