Joke Topic - 'Flour'

What type of television did the ghost buy?
A wide-scream TV.

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?
He was sacked for making a grave mistake.