Joke Topic - 'Flour'

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."