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Joke Topic - 'Florist'


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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

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