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Joke Topic - 'Florist'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Florist'.


Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.

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What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.


You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.


How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

Time Travel

There's no future in time travel


What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.


Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

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