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Joke Topic - 'Florist'


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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Divorce

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

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