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Joke Topic - 'Florist'


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Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.


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Peanuts

What is red in color and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

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