Joke Topic - 'Flies' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Flies'.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'
'I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor.'

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir; it'll make a good lifebelt.

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

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Hijackers.

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How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that, it isn't empty.

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.

Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.

What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.