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Joke Topic - 'Fishmonger'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fishmonger'.


Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.

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What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.


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Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.


Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

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Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova who?
Nova look back.


What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.

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