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Joke Topic - 'Fishmonger'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fishmonger'.

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Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.


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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Alcohol

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it
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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

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