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Joke Topic - 'Fishing' - 9 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Fishing'.
'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
1>'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
A couple of boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of a bush jumped the Game Warden!
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden...
After about a half mile the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thigh's to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up with him...
'Lets see yer fishing license, Boy!' the Warden gasped..
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license..
'Well, son,' said the Game Warden, 'You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!'
'Yes Sir,' replied the young feller,' But my friend back there, well, he don't have one.
4>Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden...
After about a half mile the boy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thigh's to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up with him...
'Lets see yer fishing license, Boy!' the Warden gasped..
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license..
'Well, son,' said the Game Warden, 'You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!'
'Yes Sir,' replied the young feller,' But my friend back there, well, he don't have one.
A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing. He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice. He started to auger a hole in the ice when he heard a voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!' He thought for a few moments, gathered up his stuff, then moved a little farther down the ice. He started to auger a new hole in the ice when he heard the voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!'
So, he gathered up his stuff again, moved a little farther down the ice, then started to auger another hole in the ice. Again, he heard the voice boom out from above:
' I said there are no fish here!!!'
He sheepishly asked: 'Is that you, god?'
To which the booming voice replied:
' No, I'm the rink manager.'
4>'There are no fish here!' He thought for a few moments, gathered up his stuff, then moved a little farther down the ice. He started to auger a new hole in the ice when he heard the voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!'
So, he gathered up his stuff again, moved a little farther down the ice, then started to auger another hole in the ice. Again, he heard the voice boom out from above:
' I said there are no fish here!!!'
He sheepishly asked: 'Is that you, god?'
To which the booming voice replied:
' No, I'm the rink manager.'
As a priest walked along the cliffs at Dover, he saw two locals using a rope to pull another man ashore.
'That's what I like to see', said the priest, 'A man helping his fellow man'.
As he walked away, one local said to another, 'Well, the priest sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing.'
3>'That's what I like to see', said the priest, 'A man helping his fellow man'.
As he walked away, one local said to another, 'Well, the priest sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing.'
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
1>No, I prefer to catch fish.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
1>Two fishermen were out in their boat one day when a hand appeared out of the water.
'What's that?' asked the first fisherman. 'It looks like someone's drowning.'
' Nonsense,' said the second. 'It was just a little wave.'
3>'What's that?' asked the first fisherman. 'It looks like someone's drowning.'
' Nonsense,' said the second. 'It was just a little wave.'
What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
1>Rod!
When librarians go fishing, what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
1>Bookworms!