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Joke Topic - 'Fish' - Page 2 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Fish'.
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
1>A starfish.
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
1>A starfish.
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
1>A sturgeon.
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
1>In river banks.
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
1>On a waterbed.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
1>In a river basin.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
1>The scales.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like swimming in schools.
1>Because they like swimming in schools.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
1>Because it has its own scales!