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Joke Topic - 'Fish' - Page 2 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Fish'.
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
A sturgeon.
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
In river banks.
Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.
On a waterbed.
Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
In a river basin.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
The scales.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like swimming in schools.
Because they like swimming in schools.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!
Because it has its own scales!