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Joke Topic - 'Firemen' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Firemen'.
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fishing
'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Go on, hop it!
Books
Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
It was looking for bookworms.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
A starfish.
Barmen
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Olive or twist?
Parrots
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
Polyunsaturated.
Death
A fate worse than death is better than dying
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Dogs
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.