Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
Frogs
What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
Angel
What did one angel say to the other?
Halo there!
Salary
"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
Crab
Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
Skeleton
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
Girlfriends
Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
Accidents
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.