Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Diplomacy
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Buckingham Palace
Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
Farmers
In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
A Yes Man
He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Santa Claus
What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
Politicians
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
Balloon
What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'