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Joke Topic - 'Firemen' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Firemen'.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Fishing

'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Books

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.

Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.

Barmen

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

Parrots

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

Death

A fate worse than death is better than dying

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

Dogs

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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