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Joke Topic - 'Firemen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Firemen'.


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.


Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.


Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?


Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.


Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.


If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?


Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

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