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Joke Topic - 'Firemen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Firemen'.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

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