Joke Topic - 'Firemen' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Firemen'.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B

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We have a blonde where I work who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.

Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
They'd be aspirins if they were small, white and smooth.

The murderer definitely displayed ruthlessness when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Each time I manage to lose weight, somehow, it will always find me again.

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.