Fishing
'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Books
Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Fish
What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
Barmen
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Parrots
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.
Death
A fate worse than death is better than dying
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Dogs
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.