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Joke Topic - 'Firemen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Firemen'.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Buckingham Palace

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Balloon

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'

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