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Joke Topic - 'Fireflies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fireflies'.

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How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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Whales

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Lumberjacks

I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
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Skeptics

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.

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