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Joke Topic - 'Fireflies'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fireflies'.


How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'

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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.

A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.


Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.


What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.


Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.


What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.


Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

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