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Joke Topic - 'Fireflies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fireflies'.

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How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Dogs

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
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Bees

Name the bees' favourite pop star.
Sting.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Rabbits

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
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Horses

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

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