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Joke Topic - 'Fireflies'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fireflies'.

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How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Water

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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A Gardener

What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Hockey

Which monks play in the National Hockey League?
The Philadelphia Friars.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

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