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Joke Topic - 'Fingers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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You can always count on your fingers


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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Bicycles

What did the bicycle call its father?
Pop-cycle.
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Laugh

You should laugh at your problems everyone else does.
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King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Chickens

Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

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