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Joke Topic - 'Fingers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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You can always count on your fingers


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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Texas

Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Piano

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Teachers

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

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