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Joke Topic - 'Fingers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

You can always count on your fingers

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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.


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He was a chip of the old block.


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Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.

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