Joke Topic - 'Fingers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

You can always count on your fingers

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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

My other girlfriend is beautiful

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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