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Joke Topic - 'Fingers' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.

What has two hands but no fingers?
A Clock.
You can always count on your fingers

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What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

Doctors

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Doctor: Sit down and don't stir yourself.

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The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.

Scotsmen

Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

Trumpets

What would you get if you crossed a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

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Doctor, Doctor, I believe I am suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Blondes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, 'Daaady!'
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