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Joke Topic - 'Fingers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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You can always count on your fingers


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Price

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful
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Overweight

Overweight just sorta of snacks up on you.
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Computers

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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