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Joke Topic - 'Fingers'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.

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What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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You can always count on your fingers


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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Sculptor

Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.

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