Joke Topic - 'Fingers'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fingers'.

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

You can always count on your fingers

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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.

Good turns make me dizzy

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

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