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Joke Topic - 'Fingerprints'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fingerprints'.


Waiter: How did you know that we have a new member of staff doing the washing-up?
Diner: I noticed that the fingerprints on the glasses were different from the last time I was here.

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