Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - F / Joke Topic - Fingerprints - 1

Joke Topic - 'Fingerprints'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fingerprints'.

$text4

Waiter: How did you know that we have a new member of staff doing the washing-up?
Diner: I noticed that the fingerprints on the glasses were different from the last time I was here.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
$text4

Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
$text4

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
$text4

Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
$text4

Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
$text4

Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
$text4

Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
$text4

Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
$text4

Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.

This is page 1 of 1