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Joke Topic - 'Find Out'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Find Out'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

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Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.


I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'


Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.


For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.


To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

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