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Joke Topic - 'Find Out'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Find Out'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.


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Teachers

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.
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Husband

I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
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Dogs

For protection, my father bought me a German Shepherd dog. He was a wonderful watchdog. One evening while I was being held up, he watched.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

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