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Joke Topic - 'Fighting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fighting'.

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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Skunk

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.
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Doctors

'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'

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