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Joke Topic - 'Fighting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fighting'.

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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.


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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Cannibals

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.

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