Joke Topic - 'Fighting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fighting'.

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.

What do you call a man who sits at your front door?
Matt.

Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

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