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Joke Topic - 'Fighting'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fighting'.

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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.


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Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
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A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.
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Witches

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.
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Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
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Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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