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Joke Topic - 'Fighting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fighting'.


I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine who?
Justine time.


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.


How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!


If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.


Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


Did you hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.


'Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be invisible. Everyone ignores me.'
'Next, please.'

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