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Joke Topic - 'Fighting'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fighting'.


I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

A Yes Man

He's not a yes man.
When his boss says no, he says no.


Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

Wedding Anniversary

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

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