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Joke Topic - 'Fencing'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fencing'.

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What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Trains

Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

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