Joke Topic - 'Feet' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Feet'.

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs, and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

Yo mama's feet are so big; her shoes need license plates.

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