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Joke Topic - 'Feeling Ill'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feeling Ill'.


Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.

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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.


Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.


'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."


Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.

Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.


When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.

King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.


You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.

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