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Joke Topic - 'Feeling Ill'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feeling Ill'.

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Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.
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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks that she's a clock.
I suspect you've just been trying wind her up.

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