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Joke Topic - 'Feel Guilty'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feel Guilty'.

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Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you like.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
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Ducks

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Umbrellas

What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.

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