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Joke Topic - 'Feel Guilty'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feel Guilty'.

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Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
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Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

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