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Joke Topic - 'Feel Guilty'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feel Guilty'.


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...


If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.


Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.


Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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