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Joke Topic - 'Feel Guilty'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feel Guilty'.


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

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I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.


What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.


What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!


Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!


What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.

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