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Joke Topic - 'Feel Guilty'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feel Guilty'.
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Because they have a clear conscience.
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Teacher
I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
Caterpillar
What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
He turns over a new leaf.
Father Christmas
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
Dogs
What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
A guard dog.
Australians
How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
Reality
My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.
Skunks
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
It raises a stink!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Criminals
What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
They haunt criminals.
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