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Joke Topic - 'Feed'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Feed'.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

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"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!


What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.


Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.


Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?

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