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Joke Topic - 'Feed'


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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!


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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

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