I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
What is a mummy's favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.