Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Hypochondria
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
Think
I used to think.
What made you stop?
Fish
Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Dogs
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Skeleton
How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
Skeletons
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.