Joke Topic - 'Fathers' - 10 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Fathers'.

'You should be ashamed,' the father told his son, 'When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school.'
'Really?' the kid said. 'Well, when he was your age, he was president.'

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

A young boy got lost at a baseball game. He went up to a police officer and said, 'I've lost my father.'
'What's he like?' asked the officer.
'Beer and women,' replied the boy.

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.

Those three boys are in the schoolyard, bragging about how great their fathers are.
"Well, my dad runs the fastest," says the first one. He can fire an arrow and then run. I swear that he gets there before the arrow does.
"Ha!" says the second one. You think that's quick! My dad likes to hunt. He's fast enough to get there before the bullet hits the target.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: 'You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and he is home by 3:45'!!

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.