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Joke Topic - 'Father Christmas' - Page 2 - With 2 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Father Christmas'.
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
1>Because they soot him.
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
1>Because it has sandy claws.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Hippies
What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.
1>Mississippi.
Cows
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
1>Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well, you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
1>Well, you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.
1>Golf
Show me a man who is a good loser, and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
1>Undertakers
How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
1>Gravely.
Pencils
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
1>I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.
Movies
Did you hear about the new movie where a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
1>It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
Coffee
Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
1>He was grounded.