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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.


Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.


Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?


What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.


The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.


How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.

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