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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

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