Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

What's that up the road? A head?

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

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