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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Politicians

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.
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Fireflies

How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.

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