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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.

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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

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