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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'


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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?


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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Rabbits

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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People

Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

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