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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.


Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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What Sort of cheese is made backwards?

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.


When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.


Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.


Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality


Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

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