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Joke Topic - 'Fat Chance'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fat Chance'.


Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

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Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.


What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!


My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.

Sliced Bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda who?
Soda you.


Who can tell people Where to get off and get away with it?
A bus driver.

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