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Joke Topic - 'Fast'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.


Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.


How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.


What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.


What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.


Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.


Where do mad teachers go to get trained?

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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