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Joke Topic - 'Fast'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.

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Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast


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Chickens

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Banks

I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Elementary

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Eat

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

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