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Joke Topic - 'Fast' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast
Please don't honk; I'm pedaling as quickly as I can.

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Surfing

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.

Differences

Hamish: 'Do you know the difference between you and a vending machine?'
Jimmy: 'No?'
Hamish: 'You can get a drink from a vending machine.'

Lightbulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Thoughts

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.

Pop Stars

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

Bats

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're real fun to hang around with.
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