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Joke Topic - 'Fast'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.

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Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast


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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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Bees

What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?
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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.

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