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Joke Topic - 'Fast'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.

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Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast


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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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School

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.
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Skeletons

How do you make a sad skeleton laugh?
You tickle it's funny bone.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Birds

What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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