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Joke Topic - 'Fast'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.


Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

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Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.


How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.


What did the baby bee say to the Queen bee?
Swarm in here, isn't it?


What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.

On Time

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.

Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?


What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.


Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?

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