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Joke Topic - 'Fast'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.


Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

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Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.


I used to work in a bank, but then I lost interest.

Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elly who?
Ellymentary, my dear Watson.


Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.


This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

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