Joke Topic - 'Fast'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast'.

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

I wrote this slowly 'cos I know you can't read very fast

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Bees

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee.

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

You know you're having a bad day when - Everyone is laughing but you.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

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