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Joke Topic - 'Fast Food'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast Food'.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Dogs

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
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Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.

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