Joke Topic - 'Fast Food' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast Food'.

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

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It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You need to stop loafing around.

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. The other night, he got so steady that he couldn't move.

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

Old farmers don't die; they simply go to seed.

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two! One, two! One, two! (think about it)

Why did King Arthur wear his cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.