Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
Music
If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
Bars
The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Marble
My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.