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Joke Topic - 'Fast Food'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast Food'.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Brightest

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Trumpets

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

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