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Joke Topic - 'Fast Food'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast Food'.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

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