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Joke Topic - 'Fast Food'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast Food'.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.
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Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Popeye

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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The Titanic

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

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