Joke Topic - 'Fast Food'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fast Food'.

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

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Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.

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The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.

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