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Joke Topic - 'Fashion Designers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fashion Designers'.

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How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.


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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Owl

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

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