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Joke Topic - 'Fashion Designers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fashion Designers'.

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How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.


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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Jog

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

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