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Joke Topic - 'Fashion Designers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fashion Designers'.


How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.

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I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.


Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.


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Waiter: Thank you Sir.


Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.


Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.


Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

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