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Joke Topic - 'Farmers'


Here are 9 jokes on the topic - 'Farmers'.

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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man." "Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9
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A farmer was busy milking one of his cows. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a small bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his milk pail. It went in one ear and out the udder.
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How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
Tourist: Have you lived here all of your life?
Cornish Farmer: Not yet.
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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

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