Joke Topic - 'Farmer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Farmer'.

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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Vampires

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.

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