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Joke Topic - 'Farmer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Farmer'.

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Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.


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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Sherlock Holmes

Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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