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Joke Topic - 'Farmer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Farmer'.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.

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Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer - Luck Holmes.


Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.


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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.


How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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