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Joke Topic - 'Farmer'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Farmer'.
Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Diet
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Because it had become a porky pine.
Locked
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.
A Brick Wall
My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
Radio
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
Husband
Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
Horses
What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
A man on a horse.
Invested
Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
Dogs
What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
Yankee poodle!
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