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Joke Topic - 'Farmer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Farmer'.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I'm knocking.

A Brick Wall

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.


What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.


Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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