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Joke Topic - 'Farm'


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My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'


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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Idiot

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
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Crepes

Diner: Waiter, do you have crepes Suzette?
Waiter: Sorry sir, we don't have any crepes. And my name is George, not Suzette.
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Bank

Bill: What's the name of your bank?
George: Piggy.
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Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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Blondes

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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A Good Idea

I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

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