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Joke Topic - 'Fans'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fans'.

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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Bees

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.

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