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Joke Topic - 'Fans'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fans'.


Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.

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What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"


I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.


What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

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