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Joke Topic - 'Fans'


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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.


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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Pop

What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

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