Joke Topic - 'Fans'

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

Why do bees always hum?
Because they can't remember the words.