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Joke Topic - 'Famous'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Famous'.

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What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.
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What was Camelot famous for?
Its knight life.
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Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Antiques

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Christmas Present

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Santa

Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.

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