Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cows
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
Phone
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Dentist
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
Soar
It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Cows
Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
Gifts
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Pigs
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!