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Joke Topic - 'Famous Composers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Famous Composers'.


What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie who?
Annie body at home?


What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.


What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


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I called her my grille friend!


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

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