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Joke Topic - 'Famous Composers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Famous Composers'.

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Cabbage

What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Snooker

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

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