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Joke Topic - 'Famous Composers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Famous Composers'.

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Witches

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
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Liverpool

What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.

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