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Joke Topic - 'Famous Composers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Famous Composers'.

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What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.


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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
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A Musician

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

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