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Joke Topic - 'Famous Composers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Famous Composers'.
What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
A Chopin Listz.
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Light Bulbs
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."
None. "We'll fix it in software."
Women Drivers
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Light Bulbs
How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
Horses
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
A neigh-bour.
Tarzan
Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
In a jungle sale.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
Light Bulbs
What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.
Light bulbs.
Mother
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Horse
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
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