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Joke Topic - 'Famous Composers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Famous Composers'.


What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.

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Light Bulbs

How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."

Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.


Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.


Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

Light Bulbs

What kind of bulbs should you never water?
Light bulbs.


Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!

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