Joke Topic - 'False Teeth'

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.