Joke Topic - 'False Teeth' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'False Teeth'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

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