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Joke Topic - 'False Teeth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'False Teeth'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.


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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
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