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Joke Topic - 'False Teeth'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'False Teeth'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.


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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
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Cows

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
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The Bell

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Laryngitis

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.
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Blondes

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

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