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Joke Topic - 'False Teeth' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'False Teeth'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
A new fangled device.
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Ghosts
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Bamboo!
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Ghosts
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
A skeleton staff took over.
Baseball
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.
Idiots
Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
Policemen
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
999 Letsbe Avenue.
Cats
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
A purr-snatcher.
Chefs
Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Missile toe.