Joke Topic - 'Faithful'

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.

What type of fish is famous?
A starfish.

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."