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Joke Topic - 'Fairy Tales'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairy Tales'.
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Snow good asking me.
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Snow
Snow who?
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A. Because it can't sit down.
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