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Joke Topic - 'Fairy Tales'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairy Tales'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Elephant

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Cows

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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