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Joke Topic - 'Fairy Tales'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairy Tales'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Business Consultant

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Fish

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.
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Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Upgrade

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

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