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Joke Topic - 'Fairy Tales'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairy Tales'.
A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Doctors
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
Elephant
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Mother
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Christmas
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
Best vicious of the season.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
Chewing Gum
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck on you.
Cows
Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.
Because they've herd it all before.
Dogs
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
101 Dull-matians.
Bankers
What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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