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Joke Topic - 'Fairy Tales'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairy Tales'.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

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My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'


Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.


John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.


Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Yes - right to the top.

Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.


What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.


What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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