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Joke Topic - 'Fairy Tales'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fairy Tales'.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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The Butler

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

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