Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Brick Wall
My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'
Christmas
What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
Dogs
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
Christmas
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
Memory
How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
Programmers
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
Drums
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.