Joke Topic - 'Fairies'

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'

What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.