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Joke Topic - 'Faint'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Faint'.


This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'

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