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Joke Topic - 'Faint'


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This nurse was learning first aid. The sister said, 'Nurse, imagine a man's been brought in after an accident and he's bleeding badly. What's the first thing you'd do?'
The nurse said. 'Faint.'


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Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
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Doctors

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Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
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Checkers

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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.

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