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Joke Topic - 'Failure'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Failure'.

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Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?


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Upgrade

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Witches

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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