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Joke Topic - 'Failure'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Failure'.


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.


What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.


Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.


Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.


What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.


I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.

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