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Joke Topic - 'Failure'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Failure'.

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Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?


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Witches

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Dating

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Song

I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.

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