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Joke Topic - 'Failure'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Failure'.


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.


Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.

Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.


What is Dracula's least favourite meal?


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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