Joke Topic - 'Failure' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Failure'.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.

The landlord wanted me to treat the place like my own home, so I did. I didn't pay the rent.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.