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Joke Topic - 'Failure'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Failure'.


Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.


What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!


If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.


What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?


How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.

Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.


Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport

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