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Joke Topic - 'Fail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fail'.


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.


What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?


The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.


Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.


What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.


Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

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