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Joke Topic - 'Fail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fail'.

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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
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Cannibals

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.
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Count Dracula

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Politics

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Drinkers

Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.

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