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Joke Topic - 'Fail'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fail'.

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I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


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Cows

Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
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Golf

Golfer: Well, caddie. Do you think my game is improving?
Caddie: Definitely. You're missing the ball much less than you used to!

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