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Joke Topic - 'Fail'


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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


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Beauty Parlor

My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Elephants

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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TV

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

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