Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - F / Joke Topic - Fail - 1

Joke Topic - 'Fail'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fail'.

$text4

I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
$text4

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Idiot

You must think I'm a perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
$text4

Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
$text4

Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
$text4

Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
$text4

Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
$text4

Light Bulbs

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
$text4

Perfumes

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.
$text4

Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

This is page 1 of 1