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Joke Topic - 'Fail'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Fail'.


I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'

A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.


Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.


What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).


Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm


How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

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