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Joke Topic - 'Fading'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Fading'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.


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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Scared

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!

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