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Joke Topic - 'Factory'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

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Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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The Difference

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

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