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Joke Topic - 'Factory'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

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Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.
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Lies

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Cemetery

Filming in cemetery angers residents
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Vampires

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

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