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Joke Topic - 'Factory'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

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Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Woodpeckers

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.
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Patience

Give me patience and I want it now!
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Farmers

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.

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