Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rabbits
What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
Bugs bunny.
Lawyers
What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
Ghosts
What do ghosts like to eat for their lunch?
Spook-etti.
Wife
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
The Difference
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!