Joke Topic - 'Factory'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.

What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Millionaire

Did you hear about the millionaire clock and watchmaker who died recently.
They reckon it will take years to wind up his estate.

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.

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