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Joke Topic - 'Factory'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Factory'.

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Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Parents

She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Cricket

I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!
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Mickey Mouse

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

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